Kiddush in a Box

The product description for kiddush in the box is the following...
Two trays of delicious home smoked brisket pastrami rolls. 
One tray of home smoked turkey rolls.
One tray assorted salami slices.
Large crock pot of delicious meat chulent. 
Twelve assorted 1.5 liter soft drinks. 
One large hamish style delicious potato kugel. 
Eight assorted fish dishes. 
Smoked tuna supreme. 
Atlantic herring.
Pickled herring
Parve pickled cream herring. 
Pickle mustard dill herring.
Gravlox salad supreme.
Gravlox parve creamed salad.
Gravlox mustard dill salad.
Assorted Nosh. 
Chips and nuts. 
Box of crackers.
Assorted lunchware. Plates. Cutlery.  Cups. Shot cups.
Twelve Goldstar "Israeli made" beers. 
Two bottles of single malt scotch.